This is me!
1.Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me!
2.WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
3.I'm so HOT - I make fire!
4.My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.
5.When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to go off every 15 minutes and imagine people are texting me.
6.Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
7.I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious!
8.I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.
9.I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.
10.Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
11.I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
12.I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.
13.My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...
14.I can resist everything except temptation!
15.I'm not a cougar, I'm a jaguar!
16.I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!
17.I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
18.I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
19.Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!
20.I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!
21.I drink coffee... For your protection.
22.I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!
23.I believe what we do flows from who we are.
24.I am athletic. I surf the net.
25.I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich and famous that's fine with me.
26.I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!
27.I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.
28.Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
29.Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
30.I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!
31.Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!
32.I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!
33.This is me! What you see is what you get.
34.I am the yummy pie!
35.I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!
36.I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!
37.If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.
38.Normal people worry me!
39.I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
40.If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.
41.You talk it. I LIVE it.
42.I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!
43.I am here not for your entertainment!
44.I am still waiting for blessings which aren't in disguise.
45.I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
46.Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong.
47.will be continue.....
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
are you stalking me?