This is me!
1.Love me, hate me - either way you're thinking of me!
2.WARNING: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
3.I'm so HOT - I make fire!
4.My daily routine: Get up. Be awesome. Go back to bed.
5.When I get lonely I set my phone's alarm to go off every 15 minutes and imagine people are texting me.
6.Perhaps I could be of assistance? After all, I happen to be awesome.
7.I have a disease called AWESOME. Kiss me I'm contagious!
8.I meant to behave, but there were so many other options.
9.I wish Facebook would notify me when someone delete's me. That way I could 'Like' it.
10.Take me as I am, or watch me as I go.
11.I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
12.I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and and 90% how I react to it.
13.My life motto is simple: Follow your dreams...
14.I can resist everything except temptation!
15.I'm not a cougar, I'm a jaguar!
16.I'm not immature...I just know how to have fun!
17.I respect those who respect me and forget those who forget me. Simple as that.
18.I am old enough to know better - but young enough to still do it anyway!
19.Everyone I know is either getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more AWESOME!
20.I don't look back - Unless there's a good view!
21.I drink coffee... For your protection.
22.I'm slow to trust, but quick to love. I wish too hard and I give too much. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I promise I'm worth it!
23.I believe what we do flows from who we are.
24.I am athletic. I surf the net.
25.I don't pretend to be someone I'm not... But if you'd like to see me as someone who is gorgeous, rich and famous that's fine with me.
26.I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single!
27.I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you.
28.Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane.
29.Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it.
30.I am who I am and your approval isn't needed!
31.Admit it. Life would be so boring without me!
32.I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row!
33.This is me! What you see is what you get.
34.I am the yummy pie!
35.I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode!
36.I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time!
37.If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking.
38.Normal people worry me!
39.I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me!
40.If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago.
41.You talk it. I LIVE it.
42.I do what I must, and my friends will adjust!
43.I am here not for your entertainment!
44.I am still waiting for blessings which aren't in disguise.
45.I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness.
46.Yeah I'm F.I.N.E. (F)alling apart, (I)nsecure, (N)eeding help, (E)verything's wrong.
47.will be continue.....
life goes on
It's been a while hasn't it? Since you took a walk to nowhere in the middle of the night? Since you walked out instead of run under the shades when it starts to drizzle? Since you got high on candy and a day of boardgames or cards?
Yeah it kind of has. It has been long since you read a mail, leave apart a letter, longer still since you bought an original record and even longer since you surprised someone just to see them smile, since you put someone else before yourself. Somewhere between all the forms of communication and making this world a smaller place, we actually made the distance grow more.. We've grown distant.
I look at your facebook profile now to know what you're upto, who you hang with and what is the latest band you listened to. I enlarge your profile picture and stare at it when I need to see your face and try and interpret your status in not one way but a million till I find one that I feel comes closest to my interpretation of you. I write you mails and then save them in my drafts for let's face it, who has the time to read long sappy emails these days, lesser still to reply to them and pathetic as this sounds, I like my mails being replied to.
We've come so far and yet I feel not much has been achieved. There's so much more to be done but there's something that still stops me, holds me back. If moving forward means not needing your people anymore, I disagree. If being strong implies you have to suffocate and drown out what you feel deep down, I beg to differ.
Maybe in another lifetime I can be like one of you - a machine - but for this one, I'm only human. Not by default, by choice.
are you stalking me?